In His Own Words
About Him
Dating apps are weird when you think about it. We’re basically expected to squeeze an entire personality into six photos, three hobbies and a sentence about how much we apparently love hiking. 😂
But chemistry doesn’t live in a profile.
It’s in the stupid laugh you weren’t expecting.
The teasing that gets slightly out of hand.
The way someone treats a waiter.
The random midnight conversation that somehow becomes three hours long.
The little things you only discover once somebody stops trying to impress you.
I’m not looking for perfect. Perfect sounds exhausting.
Give me someone real. Someone funny, affectionate, emotionally intelligent and just the right amount of trouble. Someone who can flirt shamelessly, laugh at themselves, talk about something deeper than the weather and occasionally make me wonder whether they’re trying to charm me or ruin my concentration. 😉
I’ll take effortless conversation over interview-style small talk.
Peace over drama.
Honesty over games.
Chemistry over checklists.
And humour over those polished one-liners you definitely Googled five minutes ago. 😂
Basically, I want the kind of connection where we can be ridiculous together, comfortable in the silence, dangerously good at teasing each other… and eventually forget there was ever an app involved.
If you can make me laugh, make me think, and make me look at my phone with that stupid little grin…
Well, now you’ve got my attention. 😏
About His Ideal Match
Looking for someone kind, emotionally mature, playful, affectionate and completely comfortable being herself.
Bonus points if that includes sarcasm, inappropriate laughter, stealing my chips and occasionally looking at me like you’re deciding whether to kiss me or cause trouble. 😏😂
I’m far more interested in the real woman behind the profile than some perfectly curated version. Give me the weird habits, strong opinions, soft side, ridiculous laugh and stories that only come out after midnight.
I like good conversation, merciless teasing, music, coffee runs, ocean air, scenic drives, spontaneous weekends and completely unnecessary debates like whether a baboon or warthog would win a cage fight. I’m taking the baboon. Fight me. 😂
I’m looking for easy conversation, mutual effort, peace, friendship, chemistry and attraction that occasionally makes sitting too close rather distracting. 😏
Green flags: kindness, humour, affection, emotional intelligence, honesty and consistency.
Red flags: dishonesty, mind games, negativity and relationships that feel like unpaid overtime.
Not looking for perfect. Just real, affectionate, funny and enough trouble to keep life interesting. 😉
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Northern Suburbs, Cape Town, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
52 | |
Star Sign: |
Pisces | |
Height: |
165cm (5' 5.0") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Shaved | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
English | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends | |
Have Children: |
Yes, living with me sometimes | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Regular | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Technical / Science / Engineering | |
Income: |
Enough |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Western Cape, South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
40 - 50 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
155cm (5' 1.0") - 175cm (5' 8.9") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Ethnicity: |
Indian; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
No; Maybe | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
It's a distant memory |
Eyesight: |
I sometimes wear glasses |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
The party-pooper |
Personality Traits: |
Cautious; Daring; Easy going; Funny; Mild; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly; Stable; Wild & Crazy |
Valued Qualities: |
Celibacy; Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite Colour: |
Red |
Date Activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Gospel / Religious; Instrumental; New Age; Pop / Top 40; Reggae; Rock; World |
Reading: |
I'm not keen |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Motoring; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Sport |
Movie Frequency: |
Never |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Adult; Comedy; Drama; Horror; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Making Music; Photography; Pottery; Sculpting; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Athletics; Cricket; Hiking; Horse Riding; Motorsport; Pool; Rugby; Running |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at Work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Pursuing a hobby |
Time Online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers |
Family Closeness: |
I don't speak to my family |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping |
Turn-offs: |
Body piercing(s); Dancing |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious Attendance: |
Rarely |
Dream Home: |
Cabin in the mountains |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement Plans: |
Travelling cross-country in a mobile home |
Honesty: |
Extremely |