In Her Own Words
About Her
I am the ultimate high-quality, low-maintenance package deal. Carries zero dramatic baggage, and is entirely self-sufficient—mostly because I am fully entertained by my own jokes. On paper, I am a fully functioning adult who pays bills and keeps plants alive, but in reality, I am just an exceptionally fun accomplice looking for a partner in crime.
About Her Ideal Match
My ideal match is someone who brings maximum value and minimum fuss to the table. I need a partner who can look at me, recognize that I am about to do something incredibly foolish, and say, 'Wait for me, I’m coming too.' If you are down for a fancy dinner date but equally happy sitting on the couch in sweatpants eating cold pizza, we are going to get along famously.
What Her Friends Say
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About Her
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Southern Suburbs, Cape Town, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
58 | |
Star Sign: |
Capricorn | |
Height: |
159cm (5' 2.6") | |
Body Type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
Mixed | |
Home Language: |
Ask me later | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; English | |
Religion: |
Christian / Other | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily Diet: |
Ask me later | |
Smoking: |
Regular | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Other | |
Income: |
Ask me later |
About Her Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Western Cape, South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age Range: |
55 - 61 | ||
Star Sign: |
Aries; Taurus; Cancer; Virgo; Scorpio | ||
Height: |
170cm (5' 6.9") - 180cm (5' 10.9") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Large | ||
Looks: |
Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Coloured; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Other | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
High / secondary school; Some University / College; Technical Diploma | ||
Occupation: |
Administrative / Secretarial; Finance; Food Services; Legal; Medical / Dental; Government; Self-employed; Teacher / Professor; Technical / Science / Engineering; Transportation; Health / Social Care | ||
Income: |
Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy |
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- Non-negotiable
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