In His Own Words
About Him
Ek was tot onlangs bitter lank 'romantically isolated' by choice want dit was net ek en my laaitie. Nou, skielik is Hansie slim die wereld in en pa suffer van empty nest syndrome. Eks te diep en skoon vir plastic Barbies en te rebellious en dangerous vir kerkmeisies. Ek duld nooit weer drank of pille in my huis nie, maar bonus points as jy rook en weet wat 420 beteken. Ek is vry, my tyd is myne, ekt my grootste seer oorkom deur forgiveness. Ek weet wie ek is en eks te oud vir games, maar beslis jonk en gesond genoeg vir awesome adventures.
GEVAAR. DANGER. NKOSI. Niks kan jou prepare om deur n passionate digter ge-woo te word nie. Ek is te skerp, te intense, te intuitive, te extreme, te wild, en te brutally eerlik. So, pasop want ek gaan jou seer vinnig sien en weet as jy jok. Ek gaan deur jou masker sien en jou kom haal. Kanse is ook baie groot dat ek jou so hard gaan laat lag dat jy jou broek nat pee! Sterkte!
About His Ideal Match
Dis alles in jou oe en ek sal weet. Ek wil jou my crazy travel stories vertel, stry of god rerig bestaan, punny memes stuur, kak jokes maak, terg en sarkasties flirt met jou. Ek is Saul verlore en opsoek na sy wild feral gypsy muse slash Fila se boskind wat nie haar grys wysheid weg kleur of lag plooie inspuit of wegkruip agter deceptive war paint make up nie. My succubus siren. My Khali. My goddess. My muse. My ligter helfte wat my veilige plekkie is in hierdie donker wereld.
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Boksburg, Gauteng, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
48 | |
Star Sign: |
Aries | |
Height: |
174cm (5' 8.5") | |
Body Type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
English; Hebrew | |
Religion: |
Agnostic | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term | |
Have Children: |
Yes, living with me sometimes | |
Want Children: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Regular | |
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker | |
Education: |
Postgraduate degree | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
30 - 48 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 173cm (5' 8.1") | ||
Body Type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
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