In His Own Words
About Him
Because I’m basically a walking plot twist. I’ll show up with snacks, bad jokes, and an uncanny ability to find the weirdest facts on the internet. I get overly invested in fictional characters and somehow still manage to function in real life.
I can turn any boring activity into a slightly awkward adventure, and I promise to make you question why you’re laughing so much at nothing. Basically, I’m like a human cat video—confusing, entertaining, and occasionally purring.
Swipe right if you’re ready to meet someone who’s slightly chaotic but harmlessly charming.
About His Ideal Match
Someone who can laugh at themselves (and my terrible jokes), loves spontaneous adventures—even if it’s just getting lost on the way to the store—and doesn’t mind me stealing fries off their plate. Bonus points if you’re a little weird, love animals, and can handle my obsession with random trivia.
Basically, someone who’s kind, curious, and not afraid to dance like nobody’s watching… even if we’re just in the kitchen.
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Groblershoop, Northern Cape, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
45 | |
Star Sign: |
Scorpio | |
Height: |
188cm (6' 2.0") | |
Body Type: |
Stocky | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye Colour: |
Green | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
English; French; Italian | |
Religion: |
Christian / Other | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
PhD / Post Doctoral | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Wealthy |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
32 - 46 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
160cm (5' 3.0") - 180cm (5' 10.9") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Coloured; White/Caucasian; Mixed | ||
Home Language: |
Afrikaans; English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Christian / Orthodox | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker; Occasional; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User | ||
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Hairy |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Slapstick |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The genitals |
Party Behaviour: |
The life of the party |
Personality Traits: |
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Naive; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Realistic; Sarcastic; Silly; Stable; Wild & Crazy |
Valued Qualities: |
Celibacy; Charity; Chemistry; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Kindness; Patience |
Fashion Sense: |
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional) |
Favourite Clothing: |
A leather biker's jacket |
Favourite Colour: |
Green |
Date Activities: |
A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Classical; Country & Western; Instrumental; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Reggae; Rock |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Business; Crime; Horror; Mystery; Self-help; Travel |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Motoring; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Sport |
Movie Frequency: |
Never |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Adult; Comedy; Documentary; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War |
Interests: |
Auto repair; Cooking; Gambling; Investing |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Boxing; Camping; Darts; Motorsport; Rock climbing; Rugby; Wrestling |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at Work: |
I work only a few hours a week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time Online: |
I'm online on weekdays only |
Take Drugs: |
Not any more |
Family Size: |
I've got sisters |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
Not at all |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Work Aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious Attendance: |
Rarely |
Dream Home: |
Cabin in the mountains |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement Plans: |
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World |
Feelings about using Lulu's Love Shack Dating: |
Hopeful |
Honesty: |
Very |